10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)