10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Welcome to kicker school
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack