10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers