10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Welcome to kicker school
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Why not, when some because there are three.