10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz