10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.