10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)