10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier