10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier