10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm