10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A