10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.