10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha