10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Never educate a stupid poker player.