10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts