10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.