10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright