10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.