10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson