10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.