10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.