10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm