10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!