10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha