10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.