10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"