10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson