10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Fold and live to fold again
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.