10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.