10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."