10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker