10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson