10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.