10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• in the poker game of life women are the rake