10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• in the poker game of life women are the rake