10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm