10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright