10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com