10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.