10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.