10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."