10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph