10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth