10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.