10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT