10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.