10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz