10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com