10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?