10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com